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'''The Communist Rebellion''' was the first rebellion in State history. Instigated by the Minister of Justice, Xinke Han, it encompassed nearly half of representatives from Parliament and the majority of the government sector. The group demanded a communist government after the Constitution was ratified, which made for a constitutional republic. Since it had been ratified by a narrow majority in Parliament, the Constitution passed but opposition culminated in the Communist Rebellion. |
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GET GOOD! |
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==The Rebellion== |
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Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming Afro Duck; |
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He is Anonymous and Legion and he does not give a fuck; |
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The majority of the members of the Communist Rebellion were members of Imperia who had previously rebelled against then Emperor Auel, and now King Auel. Still harbouring feelings of resentment for disbanding The Knights of the Round, Xinke Han and other representatives did not want Auel as the leader of The State. There was also heavy discrimination from the Imperian representatives towards the Prime Minister, mostly due to his origins as a Valikorlian. These combined factors led to growing tensions between the Prime Minister and the representatives, eventually culminating into openly insulting James Feare, the Prime Minister at the time. Eventually, King Auel kicked the rebellious members, starting the Communist Rebellion. |
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He hath earmarked Habbo Hotel for his Nigra hordes to /b/lock; |
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His AIDS is spreading on. |
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The Big Three wanted a controlled government where the general population would be able to suggest legislation, but would be unable to pass any. The communists proposed a form of government without a King or Prime Minister where every person had equal voting rights. |
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Chorus: |
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Auel and Viral rapidly expanded the military while Prime Minister James tried to subdue Parliament. With the communists declaring a Communist government, King Auel initiated the Martial Law clause within the Constitution, giving him absolute power over The State for three days. All communists were purged, and representatives of all member guilds either pledged their absolute loyalty to he State or were dismissed. Representatives were stripped of voting rights and are replaced with military personnel loyal to General Viral and King Auel, effectively erasing democracy from The State. |
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Glory, glory, hallelujah! |
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Glory, glory, hallelujah! |
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==Effects== |
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Glory, glory, hallelujah! |
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* Imperians were widely distrusted after the communist rebellion and were never given officer ranks or positions of power. |
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The AIDS is spreading on |
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* The State went from an alliance of confederated guilds into a single government and military. |
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* The Big Three, especially the increasingly dominant Auel began to believe that democracy could not work in The State. |
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In the wretchedness of 4chan, Afro duck was born in /b/; |
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* The State Military became the major branch of The State with the loss of government bureaus. Government projects were regarded as pointless with the failure of the Ministry of Justice. |
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In that steaming pit of mongled cocks and pr0n and faggotry; |
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* The rebellion spurred the rapid expansion of The State Military in order to suppress any communists. |
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In a mighty voice that thundered, he proclaimed to you and me: |
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* Prime Minister James lost significant power with The State Parliament becoming effectively defunct. Power became highly concentrated in Viral and Auel, and later entirely in Auel after Viral resigned as General. |
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"Our AIDS is spreading on!" (Chorus) |
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* The State was headed down the path toward militarism, dictatorship, and discrimination of any foreign ideas. Dissent of any kind afterwards was dealt with immediate exile to prevent possible spread of anti-state ideas. |
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[[Category:The State]] |
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"Never more shall Nigra /b/rothers live in racist slavery, |
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[[Category:Imperia]] |
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Never more shall fellow /b/tards suffer Habbo's tyranny: |
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[[Category:Conflicts]] |
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As m00t died to make men pedo, let us die to make men /b/; |
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[[Category:Events]] |
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While AIDS is spreading on!" (Chorus) |
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Upon Habbo did /b/ descend in force on Twelfth July; |
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The Nigra legions clad in black Armani suit, and tie; |
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From their places by the poolsides, mods could not these thousands pry; |
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The AIDS was spreading on (Chorus) |
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To hapless Habbo's inquiries, the wogs were heard to tell; |
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"The pool is closed because of AIDS infection, LOL; |
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A gift from Ebaumsworld.com: To Führer Bauman, Heil! |
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His AIDS, its spreading on!" (Chorus) |
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I have seen a thousand Afros lining Habbo's halls and eaves; |
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/B/lockading doors and ladders and impervious to pleas; |
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I have seen them dancing in the pools transmitting their disease; |
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Their AIDS is catching on. (Chorus) |
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Remember how on 7/12 in Habbo Hotel Hell, |
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Gallant Nigras, by the score, before Banhammer fell? |
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But those that followed faltered not, and kept on raiding well; |
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The AIDS kept spreading on! (Chorus) |
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Nevar forget those /b/tards who in earth lie six feet deep, |
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Those noble Nigras, banned today, for lulz are never cheap; |
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For 4chan gladly marytred, that their rewards we'd reap, |
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Their AIDS is spreading on. (Chorus) |
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Latest revision as of 05:06, 2 April 2021
The Communist Rebellion was the first rebellion in State history. Instigated by the Minister of Justice, Xinke Han, it encompassed nearly half of representatives from Parliament and the majority of the government sector. The group demanded a communist government after the Constitution was ratified, which made for a constitutional republic. Since it had been ratified by a narrow majority in Parliament, the Constitution passed but opposition culminated in the Communist Rebellion.
The Rebellion
The majority of the members of the Communist Rebellion were members of Imperia who had previously rebelled against then Emperor Auel, and now King Auel. Still harbouring feelings of resentment for disbanding The Knights of the Round, Xinke Han and other representatives did not want Auel as the leader of The State. There was also heavy discrimination from the Imperian representatives towards the Prime Minister, mostly due to his origins as a Valikorlian. These combined factors led to growing tensions between the Prime Minister and the representatives, eventually culminating into openly insulting James Feare, the Prime Minister at the time. Eventually, King Auel kicked the rebellious members, starting the Communist Rebellion.
The Big Three wanted a controlled government where the general population would be able to suggest legislation, but would be unable to pass any. The communists proposed a form of government without a King or Prime Minister where every person had equal voting rights.
Auel and Viral rapidly expanded the military while Prime Minister James tried to subdue Parliament. With the communists declaring a Communist government, King Auel initiated the Martial Law clause within the Constitution, giving him absolute power over The State for three days. All communists were purged, and representatives of all member guilds either pledged their absolute loyalty to he State or were dismissed. Representatives were stripped of voting rights and are replaced with military personnel loyal to General Viral and King Auel, effectively erasing democracy from The State.
Effects
- Imperians were widely distrusted after the communist rebellion and were never given officer ranks or positions of power.
- The State went from an alliance of confederated guilds into a single government and military.
- The Big Three, especially the increasingly dominant Auel began to believe that democracy could not work in The State.
- The State Military became the major branch of The State with the loss of government bureaus. Government projects were regarded as pointless with the failure of the Ministry of Justice.
- The rebellion spurred the rapid expansion of The State Military in order to suppress any communists.
- Prime Minister James lost significant power with The State Parliament becoming effectively defunct. Power became highly concentrated in Viral and Auel, and later entirely in Auel after Viral resigned as General.
- The State was headed down the path toward militarism, dictatorship, and discrimination of any foreign ideas. Dissent of any kind afterwards was dealt with immediate exile to prevent possible spread of anti-state ideas.
