Funny Quotes

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Funny Quotes from the Graal Military World

• "Guns almost as big as my... Sword." - Kozak
• "Duuuuuuude.. Take the Auel dildo... Out of your ass." - Kozak
• "It tickles, to see try and be like Mr. Pickles" - Kozak
• "I like cutting my ass hair off and smoking it." - Auel
• "Vulnism....you know, the belief that all badasses are the offspring of our dark lord, Vulnus." - Vulnus
• "My wood is always locked in a hard on because I'm always fucking bitches." - Vulnus
• "I love little girls they make me feel so bad" - Vulnus
• "I just cross dress and get idiots to marry me." - Vulnus
• "My rainbow dildo is so big it could pleasure Xinke's mom." - Vulnus
• "My anus is actually quite friendly once you get to know her." - Vulnus
• "I don't mind dickriders." - Vulnus
• "Everybody, hug formation.....on me." - Kusan
• "You're not high enough rank to have health problems." - Kevlar
• "Canada likes to be made fun of." - Gorgo
• ""Professor... Professler... Pro wrestler... JOHN CENA!" - Gorgo
• "In a world where everything is pixels... Pixels are important" - Stein
• "I'll stick with you until the Earth explodes or whatever" - Stein
• "Period underscore period" - Stein
• "Turtles would make great presidents" - Stein
• "I made your face. You're welcome" - Stein
• "I will steal a whale from Poseidon" - Stein
• "Time, Time! Show thine arrogant ass!" - Perseus
• "Your girl is up for sweepstakes.. and I'll eat her ass like a cheesecake." - Fessler
• "My name is Jamal and I fly down the hall." - Fessler
• "Auelu Akbar!" - Nazheek
• "So is this meeting over or are we all in a really intense staring contest or something?"- Nazheek
• "In Canada, it's the Asians who don't know how to drive." -Zakiev
• "I got plans.. FOR THE EVIL STATE EMPIRE OF EVIL"
• "I will cut off your nipples with a hot spoon" -Artix
• "Whoops, tripped a deleted state" -Admins
• "It's better to be pissed off, then pissed on" -Artix
• "DOVAMEME, DOVAMEME" -Treize
• "Heil Auel Frank! o/" -Harau

• “This is the law. Bavaria is now closed.” -Sherlock

• “All State does is replace one bitch with another bitch.” -Sherlock

• “Canada will destroy America. We’ll poison your maple syrup and ride on polar bears with lumber axes and take over.” -Sherlock

• “Do you know why Auel’s so odd? yeah, me neither.” -Sherlock

• “Get Shreklock’d.” -Sherlock

• “I’m your new God. A better one. So you will bow down, and profess your love onto me, your Lord, or I shall destroy you.” -Sherlock

• “Don’t you think she looks tired?” -Sherlock

• “If you're all Auel Worshippers, you can’t claim diversity.” -Sherlock

• "Omay." -Sherlock

• "They hate us, 'cause they ain't us." -Sherlock
• "This new mount looks like chinese new year was raped by rainbows and a four year olds drawing."-Ajax
• "Did you not plan for the abomination that is the new military generation? Why don't you have a self destruct button on militaries, Auel? I mean the Starship Enterprise did."-Saul (Sherlock) Goodman
• "Shit. Xor is online. RUN KIDS RUN" -Aga
• "If you see me online, you can be rest assured I have nothing better to do while taking a shit."-Vulnus
• "No one beats me at dance competitions, NO ONE!" -Jin
• "Basically Michael Phelps is just a giant fucking sperm cell" - Vulnus
• "I had sex once, but honestly my butt didn't hurt as much as I thought it would"- Constantine
• "Yeah, the real history is on my other website graalmilitaryinfo.wordpress.com"- Constantine
• "This quote will more than likely be edited and changed by Lance, so I'll make this quick. Your all gay"