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I’ve heard a lot lately about “The Court of Owls.” Well,
dear court, I call '''''bullshit!'''''
Throughout Graal Military history, scare tactics have been
deployed to cause fear to make people look powerful. I basically did it with
The Consortium – Started a rumor about it, and made people assume it was some
big secret society that was gonna ''fuck up
''yo shit. ''Ultimately, it made me more powerful because people believed in''
it, when in reality it was a little group of nerds just doing random shit.
This has happened a million times before, and it’s happening
here with your Food Court or whatever. A bunch of hormonal pre-teens are
banding together to play Dungeons and Dragons and tell everyone that they’re
the angels of death.
I present this in a way that’s making light of it, but I do
hope that you’re getting the message from this – Scare tactics have been a
staple of Graal Military life, but ''they’re nothing
''but scare tactics.''
'' ''If you want authority, you fucking earn it
– You don’t create a legend about an evil Assembly of Peacocks or whatever.
Always remember whenever you’re scared of something – Graal is
-Wikia Staff ''<nowiki/>''[[Category:Literature]]▼
a game. They can’t hurt you. Graal is also a game that’s impossible to hack on
certain levels, coming from someone who has a career in computer sciences.
When people say they infiltrated your guild – That’s
bullshit. Someone recruited them. You can’t hack your way into a guild. You
also can’t delete accounts, or delete guilds remotely. And you most certainly cannot
access accounts without being given access. Here’s what you can do on Graal –
Anything you can do with CheatEngine. That’s it. ''Done deal.''
'''Don’t be a dough-head, be informed. Don’t fall for scare tactics.'''
Also, if you’re one of these Courting Pigeons or whatever,
don’t bother with cryptic comments. There’s a convenient “Delete comment”
button.
== Edit 1 ==
So Lazarus made a noob attempt at having the page taken down:
[[File:Scare Tactics, by Professor Roanoke Han - GraalMilitary Wiki - Wikia - 2016-03-26 22.36.40.png|centre|thumb|737x737px]]
Nice try, but no, it's pretty obvious that you're not Wikia Staff. Thanks anyway! :^)
I will now protect this page to prevent further vandalism. But this only proves that LaZarus knows that this page is true.
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