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== Funny Quotes from the Graal Military World ==

*"''DOVAMEME, DOVAMEME" ''-Treize

*"''Heil Auel Frank! o/" ''-Harau

* ''“This is the law. Bavaria is now closed.” ''-Sherlock

* ''“All State does is replace one bitch with another bitch.” ''-Sherlock

* ''“Canada will destroy America. We’ll poison your maple syrup and ride on polar bears with lumber axes and take over.” -''Sherlock

* ''“Do you know why Auel’s so odd? yeah, me neither.” ''-Sherlock

* ''“Get Shreklock’d.” ''-Sherlock

* ''“I’m your new God. A better one. So you will bow down, and profess your love onto me, your Lord, or I shall destroy you.” -''Sherlock

* ''“Don’t you think she looks tired?” -''Sherlock

* ''“If you're all Auel Worshippers, you can’t claim diversity.” ''-Sherlock

* "''Omay."'' -Sherlock

* ''"They hate us, 'cause they ain't us." ''-Sherlock

* "''This new mount looks like chinese new year was raped by rainbows and a four year olds drawing."-''Ajax

*''"I am Sucretery Of Dufinse!" - Dimitri''

*''"If you know how to speak English, do you know how to shut the fuck up mate?" -Antonio Garika''

* ''"Just because you found one head doesn't mean your have found the other. Snakes can have two heads just as humans can have two heads" - Paw''

* "I'm bringing you to court for disrupting the peace in my pants" - Clovis James* Kazakov

*"If you ain't movin you ain't groovin" - Zearos

*"Bawun :3" - Emily