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*"''Yuuge''"- Donald
*"''They hate us cuz they anus.''"- Bruce Lee
*''"Ima whoop your ass back to Classic. It hurts man, trust me."- Davy Crockett''
*''"You may go to Hell, but I'll go to Hell with ya"- Davy Crockett''
*''"Paw rebelled because he was triggered by the Trump supporters here. He decided to protest the structural patriarchy and so he made his own safe space." - Grizz''
*''"Send nudes or send gifts, you choose." - Kevlar''
*''"No homo I will enter your ass and then build a small home in your ass and then raise a family in your ass and then when they pass away i will bury them in your ass,and you will like it because ur gay"-Bruce''
*''"I'm making a new guild in a few weeks or so. The "LIT NIGGA GANG GANG FUCKNIGGA GANG SHIT REAL OG CLAPPA BAPPA DISCIPLE STREET HOOD THUGS." The first unit will be coming out a few days after launch, the "1st Chicago Thugs."-Fessler''
*''"lol thats actually pretty gay"-Fessler''
*''"tfw you ignore someone"-Xinke''
*''"So am I like the only one who occasionally jerks off to auels GFX? I mean, it's not like I necessarily LOVE it or anything. It's just a fetish."-Fessler''
*''"Fu\ck you xor we pulling up right now, right here. get out of your admin basement safehouse and show me what that dick do."-Fessler''
*''"I'm going to make the military community a safe space." - Auel Vist''
*''"The new era of the State will be a baby roleplay guild." - Grizz Regium''
*"''Let's all rape the baby...''" - Dimitri''
*''"What the fuck do you want? I was busy raging." -Xinke''
*"''fact; I give head for $5. - Auel''"
*"''I'm missing so many eggs, I can't even find my own." -Nox''"
*''"Time goes so fast, I don't like time, lol."-Kusan''
*''"I am Sucretery Of Dufinse!" - Dimitri''
*''"If you know how to speak English, do you know how to shut the fuck up mate?" -Antonio Garika''
 
* ''"Just because you found one head doesn't mean your have found the other. Snakes can have two heads just as humans can have two heads" - Paw''
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