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== The Beginning ==
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(I’m skipping Era and Zone.)
Well, I started out like everyone did, really. A noob. I had played Era and Zone but what got me into Classic was my fondness of Zelda, so I said, screw it and had joined. I did what most people had done, finished the quests pretty quick and joined a few guilds. I had joined CoM for a bit, but left to join a few social guilds to see what everyone else knew. I forget the name but we practically helped new players get to where we were, help them through the quests and stuff. Our ‘HQ’ was in Air Asia, and that’s where most of my fond memories of that place kick in. ▼
▲Well, I started out like everyone did, really. A noob. I had played Era and Zone but what got me into Classic was my fondness of Zelda, so I said, screw it and had joined. I did what most people had done, finished the quests pretty quick and joined a few guilds. I had joined CoM for a bit, but left to join a few social guilds to see what everyone else knew. I forget the name but we practically helped new players get to where we were, help them through the quests and stuff. Our ‘HQ’ was in Air Asia, and that’s where most of my fond memories of that place kick in.
'''God I loved that place.'''
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'''Yeah. I was crafty.'''
I had Photoshopped a picture of Ambro saying inappropriate anti-State messages, so I could show Auel and get the infantry to myself, but the USR started. Winry was appointed Queen, and I knew I’d be transfered to the IV. Soon enough I was, and that was when everything went to hell.
== The Resistance ==
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''General Sherlock dashed towards the Arcadian enemy. He knew that his love in Shrek would have never had helped him defeat them, so he had to do it himself. He grasped the roof of the Dojo and pushed himself, performing Graal’s sickest 720noscope, fatally wounding 2 Arcadians.''
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''“M’general,” he spoke.''
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== Confused Parts ==
Alright, I barely know anything around here. Made some guilds, helped Senlok (John) with his guild, made 221b, (which you can check out our cases at adventuresof221b@wordpress.com, shameless advertising :P).
== General Sherlock Zor of State ==
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'''EPIC MLG ROUND 2'''
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''The State rebellion was walking through through Dozers, there was no one around and their guild chat was dead. Outta the corner of their eyes they spotted him-''
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''Running for your life from Sherlock Labeouf, he’s brandishing an entire State army, Sherlock Labeouf, lurking in the shadows….military superstar Sherlock Labeouf!''
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'''The battle took 6 hours. It ended in a cease fire. Suddenly General something Slinger defects and joins the rebellion. Sherlock Labeouf leads the charge to disable them. '''
One night Auel inspects his men and quits.
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== Nope. Morzan owns State. Mother- ==
Well, long story short, I became an Auel, hehehehe, nothing much. Morzan owns the State but Auel forces him to hand it to me, since you know, he wasn’t an Auel at the time. Well, as I said earlier, this wasn’t “state”. It wasn’t led by Auel, so I did what I did. I kicked everyone from practically every guild and renamed the State Military, and left.
'''EPIC MLG ROUND 3'''
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“...to get Shreklock’d.”
Shreklock put his warm meaty hands onto State’s infantries, and penetrated every member with a kick from the guild. Soon enough, as everyone began screaming “WHY SHERLOCK WHY” I quietly said, “it’s all ogre now.”
Yeah. So that was the downfall of State. AGAIN. Let’s goooooooo!
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So I took the role of gunslinger and basically terminated every military guild I deemed “irresponsible and useless” and blasted them outta the water. To be honest I don’t even know how many guilds I destroyed.
== The Trial of Morzan. And State. Wait what? GOD- ==
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This entire part is gonna be a '''MLG EPIC ROUND''', because it’s amazing.
I joined State again, under the command General xxXinkeXxx and King Owl. I had overheard Morzan talking about making a new state or taking it over, so I had told xxXinkeXxx and, since I was the Judge and Head of Military Police (which was not Mall Cops, we were much more epic) I hired Kev the Kevlar Vest to be the complainant, and we had called Paul ‘Morzzy’ Blart to the courtroom. We had him discharged, and his family name banned.
'''God that was fun. 1-0 Shreklock Labeouf.'''
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Well, I’m done. Graal’s been great, really. A lot of great friends, and a few special ones. I am so much older than I can take, and I’ve done what I wanted to do.
I’ve done a lot, controlled State, destroyed State, became an Auel, led a few guilds, took down too many to count, and overall had a really fun time.
I don’t know how many families I am in. Let me name a few though.
Holmes, Zor/Zoar, Kyro, Atlas, Magnus, Auel, Rhodes, and practically every other family any of my friends had.
If you ever need me, contact me by my Graal email, constantinegraal@gmail.com,
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''"They hate us, 'cause they ain't us."''
== '''<br />'''The Rant'''<br />''' ==
'''The Rant and Warning'''<br />
'''Alright sons. Time for Uncle Sherlock to tell you a story.'''
You are all sheep. Yes, you. And you, Strider! And you! Y’all sheep.
The reason State runs so smooth is because of loyal, blind faithed sheep like you. Every Major+ is a sheepdog, and they are herding you and you can’t even see it.
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And this is to those who do see it, the sheepdogs, Jesus Christ, stop! Stop following Auel! Lead your own path for others to follow, or else your story will be like mine, a wandering shepherd whose loyalty is unwavered. Stop going from Auel Worshipper to Military Captain in 10 days! Plot your route and JUST DO IT!
And to those, like Regis, or Zakiev, oh my lord. You guys jump boats like Asian Carp. You are the least loyal
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'''Y’all annoying as hell. I remember, Major Sherlock H, State Infantry IV. A sergeant walks up to me and starts discussing, and soon says he wants to leave. I agree with his points and let him go, but just before he goes, he says these words.'''
“Major, my loyalty to you is unwavered. I will help you until the Apocalypse begins.”'''<br />'''
'''That was amazing for me, who was just promoted. Until I realized what it meant.'''
Graal is the Apocalypse. Social guilds forget about the lack of order. Towering guilds try to dominate the order. Military guilds try to restore the order.
This is not a staff made Apocalypse. It’s a player Apocalypse. And you are in it.
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I want to thank a lot of you for what you've done for me. So many have done small things and big things. Even though I was expecting a RIP Sherlock video from Treize or Harau (love you guys .-.) you all were great. Here's a little something. Good luck to you all.
And Shadow, keep writing those stories. Bliss, for your story? Be warned. Retaliation is coming. And John? Yeah screw you too. Xylene? Stay good, omay? And Auel, stop herding people like sheep. And Mak, hate you too. And Harau? Go call someone else a porch monkey. And Coffee? Good luck bro. And Math? Be the angel I wasn't. And Kory, gg thanks with Bavaria. And Irish? You're headless. And Vulnus? Good luck on your mystery. And Gorgo? Screw you too. And Orfeo, thanks for mentoring me. And Regis and Zak? Screw off. And Aizen/Ani? Actually I'm sorta running out of ideas, so good luck. Alyssa? Grow a backbone :P. Peter? Stop claiming you were never taught by me lmao. And ANY IMPERIAL SOLDIERS-thanks. Except Conna Wonna. I hated you. PEACE!
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And, let me get this clear.
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