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Line 1: [[File:IMG_2309.png\|thumb\|left\|Fortis Asano sparring an Asano Clan member]]Asano Clan is a clan in the world of Graal. Asano Clan was founded by [[Fortis Asano]]. Fortis used to be the leader of a guild called Assassin Alliance, which was a guild that took requests as to who to kill, and also towered for a little awhile, gaining 13 hours of tower time. When the guild was beginning to become powerful it was destroyed by a member who thought he deserved to be the leader of Assassin Alliance and not Fortis. After the destruction of Assassin Alliance, Fortis tried making a new guild, but it never rose to what Assassin Alliance was, disappointed he quit leading guilds for awhile and traveled the land of Graal. During his travels, he met Watson, who was the leader of the Aizu Clan, and he joined the clan. The clan was great, and Fortis recruited for the Aizu Clan successfully and gained ranks because of it. Aizu Clan eventually became allied to other Clans, and The Red Order. One day, a conflict erupted in Air Asia, and Fortis entered the battle to defend his fellow clansman. Fortis killed a few of the State soldiers, then told them "Screw the State and screw you." much to the dismay of The Red Order's leader Time. Time forced Aizu Clan to kick Fortis, thus ending his tenure with the clan. Afterwards, Fortis decided to form his own clan and base it off the values and ideologies of Assassin Alliance. ~~GET GOOD!~~ ==Asano Clan Begins== HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. 9/11 WAS A LIE. THERE WERE NO TOWEL HEADS. THERE WAS NO AIRPLANE. IN TRUTH I WAS VISITING THE BIG APPLE, SO AS TO COMPARE MY GARGANTUAN MEAT TRAIN TO IT AND LAUGH AT THE GASPING NEW YORKERS AS I POUNDED THEIR BELOVED NAMESAKE INTO BIG APPLE SAUCE. HAVING NOT GOTTEN RELEASE FROM MY CULINARY EXERCISE, I MEANDERED DOWN THE STREET WITH MY VITAL BLOOD ENGORGED SEWER PIPE OUT IN FRONT OF ME LIKE A BLIND MAN'S CANE, LOOKING FOR A HOLE IN THE BACKSIDE OF A WOMAN WHICH I WOULD STRETCH BEYOND HUMAN LIMITS. I SPOTTED AT THAT VERY MOMENT AN ATTRACTIVE FEMALE IN A MINISKIRT WAVING AT ME. I SLAPPED HER TO THE GROUND WITH MY ENORMOUS PHALLUS AND QUICKLY RAVISHED HER SKIRT LIKE A STARVED DOG ON A BABY MADE OF STEAK. THE SIGHT THAT AWAITED BOTH SHOCKED AND ENRAGED ME. AFTER SEEING THIS "WOMAN'S" RAISIN-SIZED WINKY WINKLER, I VOMITED DOWN HIS THROAT AND PENETRATED HIS ESOPHAGUS, RIPPED OUT HIS SPINE AND PEELED HIS CORPSE FROM MY MONEYMAKER. TO TEACH ALL OF NEW YORK A LESSON FOR LETTING THIS FLAMING FAG BAG LIVE, I LET LOOSE A SEMENAL FLOOD OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS UPON THE TOWERS OF TWO (AT WHOM'S SMALL SIZE I LAUGHED LIKE A CLOWN RAPING AN 8 YEAR OLD), WHICH CAUSED THEM TO COME CRASHING DOWN LIKE ME AFTER A WEEKEND METH BINGE. I MOCKED THE NEW YORKERS AND MADE NIGGER JOKES AS THEY RAN FROM MY EVER EXPANDING CLOUD OF SPERMAZOA, MASTURBATING TO THE LOOKS OF HORROR ON THEIR FACES. THE GOVERNMENT, IN AN ATTEMPT TO SAVE FACE AND BECAUSE THEY HATE ARABS MORE THAN JEWS, PAINTED A BOEING 767 ON MY GIGANTIC COCK AND CALLED IT A TERRORIST ATTACK. THE FEELING OF PAINTBRUSHES ON MY DICK MADE ME COME AGAIN, AND PRESIDENT BUSH SNORTED UP EVERY LAST DROP BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS COKE. SUDDENLY, HE CRIED OUT, "WHAT'S THAT AMAZING SMELL?" THEN A GROSSLY OBESE NEGRO POPPED OUT FROM BEHIND THE BURNING, TWISTED WRECKAGE OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTERS AND QUIPPED, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINE-SOL!" DISPLEASED AT HER INTERRUPTION OF MY DEVASTATING SODOMY CONQUEST, YET SIMULTANEOUSLY ODDLY AROUSED BY A SUB-HUMANS DEFIANCE IN THE FACE OF MY TITANIC MEAT MONOLITH, I GRABBED THE NEGRESS BY HER ARMS AND INSERTED MY BATTLE CRUISER OF PASSION INTO THE ROILING WAVES OF FAT WHICH OBSCURED HER VAGINAL CLEFT. SHE SCREAMED INDECHIPHERABLY IN EBONICS, SO TO SHUT HER UP I POURED ALL THE CONTENTS OF THE PINE-SOL BOTTLE DOWN HER THROAT. UNFORTUNATELY, THE CHEMICALS IN THE LIQUID COMBINED WITH MY UNEARTHLY SUPER-SEMEN TO FORM A HIGHLY UNSTABLE AND EXPLOSIVE MIXTURE OF PURE POWER. JUST BEFORE THE FAT NEGRESS BLEW APART AS A RESULT OF THE INCREDIBLE CHEMICAL REACTION, MY MOTHER GOT SCARED AND SAID, "YOU'RE MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR." I WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR, THE LICENSE PLATE SAID 'FRESH' AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR. IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THAT THIS CAB WAS RARE, BUT I THOUGHT, 'NAH, FORGET IT, YOU HOLMES, TO BEL-AIR!" I PULLED UP TO THE HOUSE ABOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT AND I YELLED TO THE CABBY, YO HOLMES, SMELL YA LATER!" I LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM, I WAS FINALLY THERE, TO SIT ON MY THRONE AS THE PRINCE OF BEL-AIR. ONCE I ENTERED MY NEW, PALATIAL ABODE (ALMOST, BUT NOT QUITE, WORTHY OF MY INCALCULABLY HUGE MEAT MISSILE) I IMMEDIATELY SWEPT MY NEW FOSTER PARENTS ASIDE AND HEADED FOR THE ROOM OF THEIR YOUNG NIECE. YOU SEE, I JUST SPENT THE LAST TWENTY MINUTES RUBBING A TWELVE YEAR OLD GIRL'S BARE CHEST. "HOW?" YOU ASK. WELL APPARENTLY THERE ARE A SELECT FEW CONTEXTS WITHIN WHICH SUCH AN ACTION IS ACCEPTABLE. FOR INSTANCE, IF YOUR NIECE HAS A HACKING COUGH AND YOUR SISTER ASKS YOU TO "PUT SOME OF THIS ON HER" WHILE SHE CALLS THE DOCTOR. [[File:IMG_2305.jpg\|thumb\|Asano Clan's Logo]] While Asano Clan was young Fortis met Zanzor Feare. Zanzor was a the owner of a codeshop, and he taught [[Fortis Asano\|Fortis]] about building a codeshop. The two became fast friends, and Zanzor joined Asano Clan as it's first member. Asano Clan successfully grew under Fortis and Zanzor, and the old clans that Fortis was in wanted Asano Clan as an ally as they fought The Red Order. Fortis reluctantly allied them, but kept the help to a minimum. In order to keep clan members who didn't want to see battle out of the conflict, Fortis and Zanzor worked together to form the Asano Clan Elite, a small military for war purposes. This was effective in keeping Asano Clan out of conflict while also helping the other clans a little. One day Fortis was approached by [[Senlok Wehlet Asano\|Senlok]]. He told Fortis that he wished to be Fortis and Zanzor's assistant. Fortis accepted his offer and Senlok joined. Senlok immediately helped the clan grow even more by introducing new ideas, and creating the Asano Clan website. After awhile, Fortis promoted Senlok, making him, Zanzor, and Senlok all leaders with equivalent power. Senlok immediately fulfilled his dream and assumed the title of the Grand Wizard. Eventually Fortis recruited more players, including a few former Assassin Alliance members who Senlok found were still active. Over time, the guild became less active. Later, Gorgo, a known Military leader, whom Fortis had briefly met before, joined and urged Fortis to challenge people who want to join by having them beat him in spar. This recruiting technique was effective, as Asano Clan gained a lot of skilled members quickly. "PUTTING SOME OF THIS ON HEAR" MEANT USING MY BARE HANDS TO RUB THIS VAPOR OINTMENT SHIT ALL OVER HER BARE NAKED CHEST. MY HEARTBEAT IS STILL ALL ERRATIC FROM IT. I HAD A BONER THE SIZE OF MANHATTAN THE ENTIRE TIME. SHE'S SLEEPING NOW AND I GUESS SHE FEELS BETTER BECAUSE SHE STOPPED COUGHING. [[File:IMG_2303.png\|thumb\|Fortis Asano w/ Gorgo C. Allanach]] DETAILS: SHE'S ABOUT 5 FEET TALL, HAS LONG BROWN HAIR, A CUTE FACE, A THIN WAIST AND LONG SKINNY LEGS. SHE'S IN JAMMIES I THINK BECAUSE ALTHOUGH I'M PRETTY SHAKEN UP RIGHT NOW I KNOW I UNBUTTONED SOMETHING BEFORE I WENT AT IT. ==Asano Clan Today== GOD I FEEL SO GREAT. I JUST RUBBED MY HANDS LAL OVER HER FUCKING TITS, YOU GUYS. WELL THE PUFFY PARTS OF HER CHEST ANYWAY. HER NIPPLES GOT HARD. I JUST ABOUT WEPT TEARS OF JOY. OBVIOUSLY, THERE ARE VERY FEW THINGS IN THIS UNIVERSE WHICH CAN BRING ME TO SUCH A STATE, AND COMBINED WITH MY INCREDIBLE STATE OF AROUSAL, I WAS UNABLE TO HOLD BACK THE STORM BREWING IN MY COLOSSAL PUDDING BLASTER. MY STEAMING-HOT SILVER LAVA BLASTED OUT FURIOUSLY, INSTANTLY KILLING MY UNFORTUNATE YOUNG COUSIN AND REDUCING MY NEW HOME TO BLASTED BITS AND PIECES OF WOODEN DETRITUS. I GUARANTEE IT. ~~[[File:1301823136_3611905193_25cf499f455.jpg\|thumb]]~~ Today, Asano is a common last name, and a great clan to be a part of. Asano Clan does a lot of sparring, and Fortis trains those who feel they are in need of improvement. The clan also holds sparring tournaments to challenge the members of the clan. Asano Clan is built on honor, confidence, skill, and respect. Asano Clan has also added more allies. The Mnemosyne Clan led by XFade<span style="color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:'LucidaGrande',Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:18.993000030517578px;"> </span>Mnemosyne Asano was allied on April 29, 2014. The Mnemosyne Clan took several members from Asano Clan, and mostly failed at recruitment, later leading Fortis to order the disbandment of the clan. Asano Clan also has a wizard training program in the works, led by Senlok, as well as frequent spar tournaments.

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